If only we can get the grandma zombies to protect our elders from probate and locked down nursing homes?
Any film student want to write a plot for that one?
Zombie grandmas: How to make the most of getting old
About three years ago, I made the big mistake of looking too closely into my bathroom mirror. Yuck! All I could see was wrinkles and gray hair. But wait — I was never supposed to have actually gotten this old. This was never supposed to have happened! But it did — at least to my body if not my mind.
“So,” I said to myself, “what the freak can I do with OLD?” I know! I’ll become an actor! And so I did.
Fortunately, there are several film schools in my city where student directors are always looking for talent to use…